Wait, who is this person? The Webmaster's real face cannot be
perceived by human eyes. I have no idea what this picture is
doing here.
Anyway, about the webmaster...
- You cannot see the webmaster, but it sees you.
- The webmaster has personally visited all the locations
depicted on this site.
- The webmaster
hates loves trees.
- The webmaster has, at one point, gone to school.
- If the webmaster tells you to u̥̼̗̤̖̮̠̙͈͖̞̫͍͍̅ͦ̔͛̅ͬ́̅͂͊͒̌͘͞͝ͅu̾͊̍ͨ̚̕͏̡̳̬̯̯̤͎̰̦̻͇͞ͅu̡͆̍͐͂͑ͥ͊̏̐̌͌̀҉̵͚͓͓̪̟̞͇͔̮͓u̡̫̥̜͙̭̘̟̺̯̩̠͇͖̱̥̬̅̍ͮ̀ͮ̉̓͗̌ͯͧ͐ͥ͂͋͠ͅu͚͓͙͉̩͉̬̲̱̖̮͍ͣͪ͆ͪ͒̔̒̄̔ͥ̏̄̀̊́̚͟u̵̧̢̳̦̖̝̯͙̰̼̲̗͈̟̣̦ͬͨ̒̈́̈̾ͣ̈͗̅͌ͧ̈̂̓̀̚ũ̢̯̺̹̻̝̂̂̑̈̅̎ͭ͛̇̅̈̔̍͢, then you will u̥̼̗̤̖̮̠̙͈͖̞̫͍͍̅ͦ̔͛̅ͬ́̅͂͊͒̌͘͞͝ͅu̾͊̍ͨ̚̕͏̡̳̬̯̯̤͎̰̦̻͇͞ͅu̡͆̍͐͂͑ͥ͊̏̐̌͌̀҉̵͚͓͓̪̟̞͇͔̮͓u̡̫̥̜͙̭̘̟̺̯̩̠͇͖̱̥̬̅̍ͮ̀ͮ̉̓͗̌ͯͧ͐ͥ͂͋͠ͅu͚͓͙͉̩͉̬̲̱̖̮͍ͣͪ͆ͪ͒̔̒̄̔ͥ̏̄̀̊́̚͟u̵̧̢̳̦̖̝̯͙̰̼̲̗͈̟̣̦ͬͨ̒̈́̈̾ͣ̈͗̅͌ͧ̈̂̓̀̚ũ̢̯̺̹̻̝̂̂̑̈̅̎ͭ͛̇̅̈̔̍͢.
- The webmaster only listens to the music of Void
Screamers and Abyss Warblers.
- The webmaster is very heavily medicated. On what,
you ask? Harlan Ellison books, that's what.
- You know, I've always wondered what worms taste like.
My wife Karen left me because all I would talk about was
the taste of worms. Slimy, maybe. Definitely rich and gooey.
Or is it crunchy, because of the skins? One day I will eat
all the worms I want and nobody will stop me.
- UPDATED 7/5/19: The Webmaster will not fire you so you
can pursue your dreams of eating worms, apparently.
- The Webmaster expects none of this to be taken
seriously.